What meal do you make when you want to impress someone? (x)

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nerdsarepeopletoo:

theeverydaygoth:

Yeah it’s pretty much exactly like this.

LMFAO. i’m laughing too hard at this.

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bekahgale:

nnonnahss:

k-n-a-s-t-y:

tsarcasm:

according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr

oops

more like 2.5 hours a day

more like 2.5 hours an hour

2.5 hours an hour

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My husband; the apple of my eye, the father of my child, the porn king of The West Village.

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