Letterman: What’s the quote?
Angelina: It’s in latin, and it means “what nourishes me also destroys me”.
Letterman: Wow, that’s very esoteric. Say that for me in latin. Do you know the latin for that?
Angelina: “quod me nutrit me destruit” [bell chimes to indicate correct translation]. Thank you!
— Late Show, 1998.

David Letterman: I’m told you’re covered in tattoos.
Angelina: Yeah! I am…
David Letterman: How many do you have?
Angelina: I have about 8…and I’m not gonna get up on your desk and show you.
— Late Show, 1998.

“People can think anything they want about me if it makes their time at the checkout counter go a little quicker. I’m all for killing time in the supermarket.”

Happy 51st Birthday, Mr. Clayton!

“Always a pleasure.”

“That’s all John, sweetheart.”

What was the most fun scene the two of you shot together?
Jesse: We got to go on the bumper cars, but-
Kristen: God, I didn’t think that was very fun, though.
Jesse: Yeah…it wasn’t fun at all, it just seemed like something you’d say in an interview.